words with kids

Aug 17, 2014

Shall I torture you with another round of conversations with my children? Why not right? I mean I know one person that thoroughly enjoys them....I'm looking at you mom!
Getting ready to go in the backyard:
Me- Hold on let me find my shoes.
Ace- Seriously? I don't have time for this. 

Getting the mail with Ace:
Me- So what did we get?
Ace- Bills bills bills ugh Mom you need to pay your bills!

Ace- Mom I am going to dump out all my legos okay?
Me- Umm....I'd rather you not.
Ace- Just don't get mad, just don't even think about it. 

Somehow Pierce missed the toilet completely for a number two! (don't ask me how)
Ace- opens the door MAYDAY MAYDAY NUGGET ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

Pierce- sniffling
Me- Pierce do you need a tissue?
Pierce- Nope I good dust booders.
Me- Let me get you a tissue.
Pierce- No mom I have a finger. 
Me- ________

Pierce- Mom I dust touched my butt.
Ace- PIERCE DAT IS SO IMAPPOPIATE!!! (inappropriate)

Avalon all day long....
Avalon- lapop lapop lapop lapop lapop! (lollipop)

Ace- So mom you have a tattoo on you foot right?
Me- Uhhhh....
Ace- I gunna get a tattoo. I gunna get a tattoo of a hot dog!
Me- walks out of room trying not to laugh, or cry. 

Side note: many of these I got on video and they are way funnier to listen to, but my children are rarely clothed in the house so posting them would be mildly inappropriate! But you bet your bottom dollar I will bust out a montage of them come the dating years! 

Happy Monday! 


  1. Especially the hot dog tattoo reference. That one must come out for any and all future girlfriends.

  2. Hahaha the bills one has me cracking up!

  3. "Ace- Seriously? I don't have time for this." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I legit laughed out loud SO hard, and hit my knee with a fist repeatedly! haahahah Awesome!

  4. Oh, I want to see that hot dog tattoo! Hilarious!

  5. Kids are seriously so hilarious! Loved this! :)

  6. These are my favorite blog posts of yours. They always give me a good laugh.

  7. Bahaha I can't stop laughing! Especially about Pierce saying there's a nugget on the floor LOLOLOLOL



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