Ace- I love bringing dad food to his work.
Me- It's nice right?
Ace- Ya. Mom why don't you have a work office?
Me- I do, it's our whole house!
Ace- No that's our house. You don't go to work.
Me- You guys are my work.
Ace- I am a kid. Not work.
Me- Trust me you are the hardest kind of work.
Random car questions:
Ace- Mom what's a yard sale?
Me- Where you gather a bunch of stuff you may not need anymore and sell it in your yard. A yard sale.
Ace- WHAT! Sell my stuff? That sounds awful!
Ace was sitting at the table watching his iPad while I made dinner:
Me- looks over at Ace blinking a lot. Ace what are you doing?
Ace- Taking pictures with my eyes so I can dream about dinosaurs.
At my OB appointment:
Doctor- Did you guys have a good Thanksgiving?
Ace- Yep, mom ate all the turkey.
Doctor- She did?
Ace- Yep, just look at her belly. She getting so fat.
Doctor- laughing laughing
Me- not laughing
Ace- Okay first we have to build the foundation.
Pierce- Ya let's go on vacation.
Ace- No not vacation the foundation.
Pierce- Oh otay so when do we go on vacation?
Ace- I don't know let's ask mom where we should go.
Me- thinking..... well that conversation took a turn
After dropping Ace off at school:
Pierce: screaming screaming screaming
Me- Pierce why are you freaking out?
Pierce- BETUZ I JUST WANT TO GO TO TARGET!!!!!!
Me- Well why didn't you say so, I would love to go to Target.
Sitting on the couch with Pierce:
Pierce- Mama can I lift yo shirt up to talk to da baby?
Pierce- BABY! TAN YOU HEAR ME? IT'S PIERCEY!
Pierce: HEDDOOO I SAID TAN YOU HEAR ME?
Pierce- Fine don't talk to me. How ooode.