toddler talks

Dec 10, 2014

There really is nothing like having conversations with toddlers, just listening to their down right honest opinions about everything is comical. Someone should really make a show about them, oh wait that's been done right? Well, I feel like everyday in this house is like a hidden camera series!
After we brought Christopher some food at work:
Ace- I love bringing dad food to his work.
Me- It's nice right?
Ace- Ya. Mom why don't you have a work office?
Me- I do, it's our whole house!
Ace- No that's our house. You don't go to work.
Me- You guys are my work.
Ace- I am a kid. Not work.
Me- Trust me you are the hardest kind of work.

Random car questions:
Ace- Mom what's a yard sale?
Me- Where you gather a bunch of stuff you may not need anymore and sell it in your yard. A yard sale.
Ace- WHAT! Sell my stuff? That sounds awful!

Ace was sitting at the table watching his iPad while I made dinner:
Me- looks over at Ace blinking a lot. Ace what are you doing?
Ace- Taking pictures with my eyes so I can dream about dinosaurs.

At my OB appointment:
Doctor- Did you guys have a good Thanksgiving?
Ace- Yep, mom ate all the turkey.
Doctor- She did?
Ace- Yep, just look at her belly. She getting so fat.
Doctor- laughing laughing
Me- not laughing
Pierce and Ace were playing with lincoln logs:
Ace- Okay first we have to build the foundation.
Pierce- Ya let's go on vacation.
Ace- No not vacation the foundation.
Pierce- Oh otay so when do we go on vacation?
Ace- I don't know let's ask mom where we should go.
Me- thinking..... well that conversation took a turn

After dropping Ace off at school:
Pierce: screaming screaming screaming
Me- Pierce why are you freaking out?
Pierce- BETUZ I JUST WANT TO GO TO TARGET!!!!!!
Me- Well why didn't you say so, I would love to go to Target.

Sitting on the couch with Pierce:
Pierce- Mama can I lift yo shirt up to talk to da baby?
Me- Sure.
Pierce- BABY! TAN YOU HEAR ME? IT'S PIERCEY!
Baby- ________
Pierce: HEDDOOO I SAID TAN YOU HEAR ME?
Baby- ______________
Pierce- Fine don't talk to me. How ooode.
Avalon is a woman of very few words, but her new found favorite is MINE. MINE MINE MINE. Everything is MINE! And if you take what's mine, even though it is technically yours, I will belly flop myself onto the floor and scream until you no longer want whatever it is you have. Thus it is MINE!



8 comments:

  1. Ah yes. Love it all. So very true and and funny. Life is hard as a toddler you know?

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  2. Haha I love the turkey comment!

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  3. I am sorry, the turkey comment is the best!! I adore toddlers and their comments.

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  4. Fabulous column! I laughed out loud!

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  5. I love this post! I have so many funny things my toddler has said...most recent one "Why sister has a big butt?" Cloth diapers kid...but don't ever say that to her when she's older!

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  6. Hahaha... little Avalon... "mine" was my first word!!! :)
    I love the Target one, obviously... I often have that same reaction.

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