Jan 21, 2015
Oh yes, get excited it is time for another round of things my children have said!!! Chris has pointed out that I really need to buy a video camera, since I am missing the real moments of their childhood. But I think the real solution would be to install hidden cameras in the house, never mind that is just incriminating. Anyway, here we go!
After my phone made a noise from the kitchen:
Ace- MOOOOOOM dad just sent you a touch message.
While in the car:
Ace- are we almost there?
Me- not yet
Ace- ugh! I getting car sick!!
Me- you are? are you going to throw up?
Ace- NO! I getting car cough. cough cough cough
Avalon and Pierce throwing tantrums in the kitchen:
Ace- this house is just insane, I can't take it. walks out of the kitchen shaking his head
As I am cleaning the dishes:
Me- Ace don't you want to go watch the movie with the kids?
Ace- Mom! I am not a kid I am five year old I am a grown up I will stay with you.
Me- Do you want to clean some dishes?
Ace- Nah only mommy's do that. I gunna go watch a movie.
As I am struggling to get dressed, Ace walks in:
Ace- Mom those don't look like they fit you.
Me- Ya Ace thank you.
Ace- Maybe you should buy bigger pants.
Me- Yes Ace thank you.
Ace- Do you want me to call dad and he can buy you big pants so we can go?
Me- GET OUT ACE!!
Pierce- mom my nose is coming out.
Me- your nose is running?
Pierce- no it's coming out!!!
Me- do you need a tissue?
Pierce- no I wipe it on my shirt.
Pierce- mom can I wear deez pants? (picks up a pair of 5T pants)
Me- they may not fit, but you can try.
Pierce- puts on the pants. mom can I have a seat belt?
Me- a seat belt?
Pierce- ya for my pants they too big.
Me- oh you mean a belt.
Pierce- NO dat not what I said, I need a seat belt.
Going up the stairs to get ready for bed:
Pierce- mom tan you move you body I twying to get froo.
Me- where would you like me to go?
Pierce- I dunno but you body is too big.
Me- Pierce we are all going up the stairs just come on.
Pierce- mom I twying to get passed you big butt!
At the table:
Pierce- takes off his shirt. mom look at my booby buttons!
Me- your what!!??
Pierce- pointing to his nipples. my booby buttons!!!
Everyone- hysterically laughing.