Ace- hey mom can I get this game on my iPad?
Me- Ace that game is in Spanish.
Ace- ya that's okay.
Me- but you don't speak Spanish.
Ace- yes I do, hola mama!!
As I was having some sharp pains in the kitchen (while still pregnant)
Ace- are you having a heart attack?
Me- no just some baby pains.
Ace- I think you are having a heart attack.
Me- Ace I am not having a heart attack!!!
Ace- well obviously you are!
Ace- mom I am SO hungry.
Me- You just had a bowl of strawberries.
Ace- I know but I am starving!
Me- Okay well you can wait just a little bit for me to make dinner.
Ace- WHAT!! throws himself on the ground I am going to die!! Why are you trying to kill me?? Ahhhhh I am so hungry!!!!
Me- walks away....
Me- If you guys are done with the string maze, can you please take it down?
Ace- take it down? you mean like take the tape off?
Me- Yes, just pull it down.
Ace- MOM! you can't ask kids to clean up that's bad parenting.
Pierce- here mom let me brush you hair.
Me- why thank you Pierce.
Pierce- brush brush brush....tangle tangle tangle. There now you look like a man.
Pierce blaring music from his iPad-
Pierce- oh ya, I'm a rock star, oh ya, shake your booty, oh ya.
Me- Pierce where did you get this little personality?
Pierce- oh I bought it from the store.
Ace- Oh mom she is so cute. I like this baby. Can we keep her for like a day?
A couple days after having Odette:
Pierce- So mama when does that baby come out?? pointing to my stomach
While I am sitting on the couch feeding Odette:
Pierce- MOM YOU HAVE MILK COMING OUT OF YOUR BOOBY BUTTONS!!!!!
That's all folks!